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Friday, 11 April 2014

New Mzansi Movie Starring Oscar, J.Z & Dewani Coming soon!

They all thought they got away with it!

Little did they know their dumb selfishness will give them out......

One is a president who's just miss understood........or is he :>

The two are just dumbasses who clearly didn't check the calender
(winter is near by so no one to spoon with ) And im sure they've never
heard of dumping a girl.....:| :|
...
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From the makers of PRISON SHAKE and NO WHERE TO RUN OR PRETEND
Comes a gruesome tale of three men facing one big ass challenge and
that is to prove to the world that they are innocent.

Watch doors getting ripped out Girls getting chocked out by taxi
drivers with their clips out and state funds getting drainned out.

They are UNSTOPPABLE!! Atleast that's what they thought.

Watch big names in the game (lawyers) try to take them out

See how far they gonna run

Will money and fame play a big role in keeping them safe from going to jail ?

Who has better connections?

Are they sick enough to avoid prison?

Tune in to your television because liers will be televised

Also available on DVDs and on the street markets near you
R10 umdampo!

Or bring a USB i'll send to you.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

OSCAR PISTORIUS UYAJWAYELA BIG TIME

Whoever is writing Oscar's line must be living a fucked up hollywood
dream yaz,They actually think they can gain the public sympathy by
making Oscar sound so sorry for killing Reeva.

He said "he never got a chance to tell his girlfriend Reeva that he
loved her." What???????? Boo hoo! we suppose to say Ncoooooh! Let the
poor guy go ,he's been through enough already ,he didn't get a chance
to say good bye to his girlfriend who died in the "Malaysian airline"
Those time are long gone,we use to feel like that for you when we saw
you run ,they should strip him off those running legs of his.
He's making it sound like he was going to point the gun at her and go
"I know i don't say this alot,but i love you girl" BAMM BAMM BAMM!!
Oscar Pistorius you think it's a movie huh! You going down bitch and
oh............ Fuck u Oscar

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Grammar Momish People Do When Applying For Jobs

Ok first of all i don't usually do this ,it's bad,very bad,like
Mzekezeke used to say "english is not my mother tongue" but there
comes a point where we need to draw the line and laugh at this shit
lol


Ok here's a story ,The other day me and my cousin we were browsing on
gumtree,looking for ispani, you know how it is and we came across this
ad from one of the job seekers,like, how are you expecting anyone to
take you seriously when you can't even differentiate between
facebook/mxit/whatapp and applying for a job? :o i always tell my
friends to try by all mean to incooperate proper grammar on their
daily sociai networking ,by doing so you not just making it easier for
us to read but you're preparing yourself for times like
this.......please don't laugh too hard


"Slmz an hi all I am looking 4 a job asp I am in need of food an to
pay my rent if url can give me a chance I will do tƗƚє wrk url tel me
to do I am 26m ind durban I'm have my licenz allso I am very
trustworth I got no family to
help me thay all 4 thay slef an allah is so great an god allso sum 1
plz have a heart an give me a job I make lots of due an prayers
my bbm pin is 2890bba5"

Sunday, 6 April 2014

WELE - New Star On The Rise

So the other day i had a chance to chat with one on the rasing stars
in Durban,he's name is Wele ,if you don't know who am i talking about
read the convo ,please bare in mind this is my first time interviewing
an artist


Stupeed kid : Moja

Wele: Hwzt

Stupeed kid : Grand skhokho,i
don't know if you got time but i got a few questions i wanna drop by
you,is that cool ?

Wele: It cool go ahead boss

Stupeed kid :Supa! A brief discribtion of yourself and your sound nje
,where are you from,what sort of sound you do?

"Wele" Mina ngu Andile luthuli ,im a twin that's where the name
"Wele"comes from ,im from Ndwedwe but grew up kwa-Mashu ka P ,My sound
is not
different from what people hear on radio ,It's new school hip hop, i
normaly sing about what i go through and what i've gone through in
life

Stupeed kid : Funny you mention
singing,the song im listening to at the moment, one might say you're
rapping,Wich one represents you the most,singing or rapping? Nice song
by the way (Good Bye)

Wele: Thanks my brother I
like to call myself a musician not a rapper nor a singer .cause
singing has always been my first love and rapping follows after

Stupeed kid : I see,Now tell me
how old were you when you started getting involved in music? And How
did you figure out you can sing?

Wele: Feel in love with
music at the age of 10 back then I use to dance and listened to
different types of music and by age of 12 I got told by people
that I got a very good voice
When I was 11 I wrote my first ever song and it was a kwaito jam

Stupeed kid : Lol nice ,now who
would you say are your "role models" .....they put it,you know those
people you look up to
music wise or outside the music industry nje?

Wele: My dad is always
been a big part in my life he always wanted me to do music I think he
saw it in me from
young age and I dont have a artist that I would say I look up to but
mostly good music inspire me ,hip hop ,rnb or house

Stupeed kid : Ok now let's talk
collaboz,i've noticed alot of durban kats are now charging other kats
for features,im not
saying it's bad or good ,where do you stand in this ?

Wele: I think its a good
think to get the money cycling around cause money motivate people in giving the
best and at the end of the day the mixtape an artist is working is
going to get sold to people I think it is far we pay kats for features

You: And how much do
you think a durban kat,that has never had their track playlisted or
even lasted for more than two weeks on these "durban hip hop radio
shows" should charge per feature?

Wele: R150 just to say
thanks for ur effort and lending a helping hand

Stupeed kid :This is nothing compared to what i'd like to do for
Durban hip hop , i understand you're under Maffera records.now let's
say a big shot manager or a company offers you a nice
deal,he'll take you and put you in a new team ,what would you say?

Wele: Well as long as he
is also willing to take me and Maffera I will be happy ,cause alot
people think we doing it for quick fame but we do it for the love of
music

Stupeed kid : Loyalty is the key in this game


STUPEED FAST REPLY QUIZ

Stupeed Kid: Indoors or outdoors?

Wele: Outdoors

Stupeed kid : Sun or rain?

Wele: Sun

Stupeed kid : Wii or Playstation Favourate game?

Wele: Playstation fifa 13


Stupeed kid : Sport or Movies?

Wele: Movies

Stupeed kid : Cool thanks for your time man,as much as i still have
tons of questions i really must let you go,soqhubeka some other
time,good luck with your music man

Wele: Thanks alot my
brother ngiyabong dawg .hope to continue next time

Stupeed kid: We will bra

Wele: Shot

www.hulkshare.com/sifisommchunu/12-wele-cb-goodbye
www.m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=leNgJOXC6nk