WHO SAID EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?

OK i saw this on one of my friends status updates on fb (dradi) enjoy....

>From a Limpopo High School,
grammar teacher: "The girl goes to
school, goesn't she?
>From Brits, somewhere in
Rabokala High School teacher:
"Both of you three come here!"
.
>An irritated Soshanguve primary
School teacher to a student:
"Tomorrow I want you to come
with your father, your mother and
both your parents!".
>On seeing twins enter his office,
the deputy principal of Lepelle high
School at Marblehall said:" You look
together; are you twice, who is
copying who?
>Notice at a store in Mothutlung:
"Open seven days a week and
weekends"
>Sipho admonished two boys who
were arguing:"Don't speak so
twice together, man, Speak once
upon a time!"
>My favourite remains what Julius
Malema said:
"I would rather kill myself than
commit suicide"