Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't
ever see the headline "inyanga/isangoma Wins Lottery", why women can't
put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a
long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish
washing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going
to? Why do you sit in the stands? Why do you drive in a parkway but
park in a driveway? Why did Joanie love Chachi? Can a hearse carrying
a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Does the alphabet song and twinkle
twinkle little star have the same tune? And why did you just try to
sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? You
see.... the world just has to keep going.....
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